If I were a bear, I'd be hibernating, dreaming about the spring to come, not knowing that life's pretty much about commercials, tax and smart phones. I'd be smiling and losing weight all in one go.
If I were a bear.
Hello Bear, how are today?
"I'm sleeping. I don't need to know. I'm happy hiding. I'm doing fine, here in my bear cave."
If I were a bear. I'd leave you be, snoring wildly, full of passion. Watch me roar.
If I were asleep, I'd be counting stars, wondering how much honey I could find, wondering if people were like me.
If I were a bear.
I'd dream of lions invading my space. I'd smack them with a trout and show them my teeth. In my dreams, I'm king. In my world, no one can scare me.
If I were a bear.
So don't you even try.
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