March 02, 2024

Hello Bear

If I were a bear, I'd be hibernating, dreaming about the spring to come, not knowing that life's pretty much about commercials, tax and smart phones. I'd be smiling and losing weight all in one go. 

If I were a bear.

Hello Bear, how are today?

"I'm sleeping. I don't need to know. I'm happy hiding. I'm doing fine, here in my bear cave."

If I were a bear. I'd leave you be, snoring wildly, full of passion. Watch me roar.

If I were asleep, I'd be counting stars, wondering how much honey I could find, wondering if people were like me.

If I were a bear.

I'd dream of lions invading my space. I'd smack them with a trout and show them my teeth. In my dreams, I'm king. In my world, no one can scare me. 

If I were a bear.

So don't you even try.

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