If You Were a Color

 IF YOU WERE... A COLOR

 

If you were a color, what color would you be?

Would you want to be Bora Blue like me

Or Shocking Pink like Teddy's best friend,

That big hunk o' love Woman in Red godsend?

Someone once told me she loved red and yellow,

Which came as a bit of a surprise when she said hello:

Passion combined with cowardice and deceit

Is like mixing victory and defeat —

Does that sound like someone you'd want to meet?

Maybe Malachite is more your thing

Or Rosewood, green-gray Xanadu?

(Beats that weird-ass color Caput Mortuum,

A posh name for the color of poo.)

 

So tell me, let me know:

What color would you be
At your Bora show?

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